zeldathemes
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Female. INTP. Spanish speaker. 21 (that's crazy). Not really active here anymore, but still love you all!
luigitornado:
“ carnival-phantasm:
“It’s more of a pussy out kind of year
” ”

luigitornado:

carnival-phantasm:

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

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youtube comedians in the comment section:

scoob316:

vivienvalentino:

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lady-wildflower:
“ n4r3n:
“ programmerhumour:
“Made that feature you requested boss
”
We have done dat in Hungary too
”
2008: The Welsh reads: “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.” ”

lady-wildflower:

n4r3n:

programmerhumour:

Made that feature you requested boss

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We have done dat in Hungary too

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2008: The Welsh reads:  “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.”

landofsaltandshade:

whimmy-bam:

diva-gonzo:

dumbass-oikawa:

conservative-libertarian:

221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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goddamnit.

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all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

@ the english language. fuck you

the-memedaddy:
“meirl
”

the-memedaddy:

meirl

vampireapologist:
“ adevinecomedy:
“ sartorialadventure:
“This cartoon from 1959 really got it.
”
@vampireapologist
”
You carry them in your hands bc they’re ur friends
”

vampireapologist:

adevinecomedy:

sartorialadventure:

This cartoon from 1959 really got it.

@vampireapologist

You carry them in your hands bc they’re ur friends

switch-up-snowfox:

kamiyu910:

4damien:

Anyone can help!

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(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

There are other ones as well, which are a lot less expensive, and they work about the same, but you have to read the instructions to make sure, because the ones I have require you to hold it in for 10 seconds

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Also don’t ever inject an epipen when you don’t need it, you will die.

And if, because i know some people are stupid, you have a friend who dares you to do it, fucking drop their ass.

liberalsarecool:

purple-ladys-stuff:

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GOP 101: create a boogeyman

trashboat:
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trashboat:

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Originally posted by danks-gif

flightyfinch:

moveslikejoker:

danascullys:

tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said”

me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”??????

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i will not tolerate my immortal being eternally dragged through the mud like this when jowling k rowling is without a doubt the worse offender

w0wls:

sasgalula:

egberts:

egberts:

i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.

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finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic way…again

The clat will be more dramatic due to the screen shattering

quatara:

i never understood it when bullies would be like “im gonna beat you up. meet me outside at 3” just dont go

ohtakudesu:

ohtakudesu:

inklesspen:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages

since i made this post, i’d multiple women telling me they would absolutely hunt down a whale for an extended period out of a bloodthirsty desire for vengeance, and i want to apologize for engaging in gender stereotypes

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Ahem.

“Thanks to Microsoft Word’s ‘find and replace’ feature, no stone was left unturned.” Why is this so fucking funny sdfgjkk

rEBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSW I SOMEHOW MISSED THAT THE COVER SAYS MOBY VULVA AND IM CRYIN AHSHHDHDHDH

slimetony:

suburbanwildernessdeity:

oh my god tumblr i don’t CARE that 447 people commented on slimetony’s post. i really don’t. how can i explain to you that i don’t want this in my notifications

Why can’t you be happy for me

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